The questions the desk answers every day
These are the questions that arrive most often, answered the way the desk answers them on WhatsApp: plainly, with the awkward ones included. If yours is not here, write and ask it. Nothing on this list is a rule invented for a website; each one is simply how the desk works.
Fees appear where they are relevant, and the whole ladder is on the rates page. Districts, hotels and arrival windows are on the individual district pages, from the West End to Canary Wharf.
Answered plainly
01Who am I writing to?
Cordelia, who runs reception for this desk. She takes the messages, checks the diaries, writes the confirmations and deals with anything that changes on the night. She is not a companion and has never been presented as one. She is also the reason the replies read the same way at four in the afternoon and at one in the morning, which is deliberate.
02How much notice do you need?
An hour is usually enough on a weekday for a companion who is free, and a great many bookings are arranged the same evening. Notice buys choice rather than speed: the earlier you write, the more of the register is open to you. Overnights want a day, weekends want several.
03How long does she take to arrive?
Between fifteen and fifty five minutes, depending on where she is coming from and where you are. The desk writes the window into your confirmation before you agree to anything, and tells you while it is slipping rather than afterwards.
04What does an evening cost?
One hour starts at £250, ninety minutes is £400, two hours £500, three hours £700, the four hour dinner date £900 and a ten hour overnight £1,800. A weekend is quoted on request. Those figures do not change for the district, the day or the hour.
05When and how is the fee settled?
It is handed to the companion herself, in person, when she arrives, before the evening begins. The amount is exactly the figure written in your confirmation, so nothing needs working out on the night, and after that the subject does not come up again.
06Is anything added at the door?
No. There are no extras, no supplements and no figure that appears only on the night. The single addition that exists anywhere is travel beyond Zones 1 and 2, quoted as the taxi fare both ways before you confirm and never afterwards.
07Do you visit private addresses as well as hotels?
Both, and roughly half the desk's evenings happen at private addresses. A flat or a house is arranged exactly as a room is: the street, the number, the flat and the name it is held under, all confirmed in writing before she sets out. She arrives as your guest, goes straight to the door and speaks to nobody on the way.
08Will my hotel know?
No. The desk contacts no hotel and leaves no name at any reception. She crosses the lobby, takes the lift and goes to the room, dressed for the setting you described in your message. No hotel named anywhere on this site has any arrangement with the desk, and none is asked for anything at any point.
09Why do you need my room number?
To get her to the right door, and for nothing else. It is asked for once, at the confirmation stage, together with the name the room is booked under. It is not stored afterwards and it is not repeated to anyone.
10What happens if I need to cancel?
With three hours' notice or more, nothing is owed and the desk will try to find another hour instead, that same evening if one exists. Inside two hours, half the fee applies, because the evening has already been kept clear and other things turned down. If nobody is there when she arrives, the whole fee does. She allows fifteen minutes past the start time.
11Can I extend the booking while she is here?
Usually, if her evening is free. Ask her directly. The extra time is charged at the published ladder rather than at a figure invented on the spot, and it is settled with her in the same way.
12Can I book two companions?
Yes, when both are free. Each is booked for her own length at her own fee, and both confirmations come to you in writing with their own arrival windows. Ask earlier than you would for one companion, because two diaries have to line up rather than one, and the later in the evening you write the harder that becomes.
13Are the photographs real?
Yes. Every photograph is of the woman on whose page it appears, from a proper session rather than a library. They are glamour and lifestyle images, faces softened, nothing explicit. The photo policy explains how they are made and how often they are replaced.
14What exactly am I paying for?
Her time and her companionship for the length booked, and nothing else is offered, implied or arranged. That is stated in the same words in the terms and it is not contradicted anywhere on this site.
15Is there an age requirement?
Yes. This site and this service are for adults aged 18 and over only, on both sides of the door. Every companion on the register is an adult and the desk does not make exceptions or take questions about it.
16How late does the desk answer?
Into the small hours, every night. What changes after midnight is not the reply but the choice, since fewer companions are free. Cordelia names the ones who genuinely are rather than asking you to wait and see, and she will tell you plainly when the honest answer is that tomorrow would be a better evening than tonight.
17What do you keep about me afterwards?
As little as possible. The desk does not build files, does not keep addresses it no longer needs and never discusses one guest with another. The privacy page sets out what is held and for how long.
18Which districts do you cover?
Twelve, from Marylebone and the West End across to the City and Canary Wharf, all listed on the service area page. For an address outside them, write anyway and the desk will quote the travel before you decide.
One line is enough
Write the district, the hour and the number of hours. What comes back has a name in it, a time in it and a figure in it, and nothing moves after that.