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By request: twelve lists cut from one register

Guests who already know what they are looking for should not have to read twenty eight pages to find it. These twelve lists cut the same register three ways, by hair, by build and by age, using nothing but the facts printed on each woman's own page. Nobody appears on a list her facts do not support, and nobody is left off one they do.

The lists overlap, heavily and on purpose. A single companion may sit on four of them at once, which is exactly what you would expect of an honest sort rather than a marketing one. Use them to shorten a decision and then read the page of whoever you land on, because the useful part of choosing is never the hair.

Lists the desk keeps

Twelve lists to choose from

List 01hairBlondesFour names, and no two of them the same colour, which is worth saying because blonde on most sites means one thing photographed four ways. Here it runs from honey through caramel and golden to a...4 on the list List 02hairBrunettesMore than half the register is brown haired, which makes this the longest list on the site and the least useful one to use on its own. Fifteen names cover chestnut, chocolate, espresso, sandy,...15 on the list List 03hairRaven hairedSix women on this register have properly black hair rather than a very dark brown, and all six wear it long. Five wear it straight and one sleek enough to be worth the word. They are the tallest...6 on the list List 04hairAuburn and redThree names, which makes this the shortest list on the site. Nobody is added to it to make the number look better, and nobody with brown hair is quietly relabelled as auburn to fill it out. Three...3 on the list List 05silhouettePetiteSeven women on this register are small in stature, and six of the seven stand under 165 cm. The shortest is 158. It is a real category rather than a flattering one, and the heights are printed on...7 on the list List 06silhouetteStatuesqueNine women here stand 172 cm or more, and the list runs up to 178. That is a third of the register, which is a larger share than most sites in this city could honestly claim, and every height is...9 on the list List 07silhouetteCurvaceousTen women on this register are curvy, and the interesting thing about the list is how little else they have in common. The shortest is 160 cm and the tallest is 175. There are two blondes, one...10 on the list List 08silhouetteSlim and slenderTen women on this register are slim or slender, and the list skews tall: nine of the ten are 166 cm or more and five of those reach 173 or above. That is not a rule anybody wrote, it is simply how...10 on the list List 09silhouetteToned and athleticFive women on this register are athletic rather than simply slim, and in each case it comes from something she actually does. Running along a canal, swimming before the city wakes up, a sport...5 on the list List 10ageEarly twentiesEvery companion listed on this site is an adult of eighteen and over, and this list gathers the younger end of the register. The women below are named with their districts and their facts, and...10 on the list List 11ageLate twentiesHalf the register sits on this list, which is the usual shape of a London desk that has been choosing carefully rather than quickly. These are the women guests come back to, and the reason is...14 on the list List 12ageThirties and beyondFour women on this register have turned thirty, and they are the ones guests ask for when they have outgrown being impressed and would simply like an interesting adult across the table. It is a...4 on the list

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Hair, four lists

Blondes holds four names, from honey through to caramel and golden. Brunettes is much the longest list on the site and runs from light sun-kissed brown down to a near-black. Raven haired is the properly black hair, six names of it. Auburn and red is the smallest at three, which is simply how the register falls.

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Build, five lists

Petite gathers the smallest women on the list, several of them under 165 cm. Statuesque starts at 172 cm and runs up to 178. Curvaceous and slim and slender divide most of the register between them, and toned and athletic holds the five who are built by what they actually do rather than by any gym membership.

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Age, three lists

Early twenties, late twenties and thirties and beyond. The middle list is the largest, which surprises nobody who has been booking in London for a while. Every companion on this site is an adult of eighteen or over, and her age band is printed on her own page alongside her height and her hair.

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What a list cannot tell you

Whether she is any good across a dinner table, which is the only question that actually decides an evening. The lists are a filter and nothing more. Once one of them has given you two or three names, read their pages properly, because what is written there about how each woman spends an evening is worth more than every fact on this page put together.

When you have a name, send it to booking with the date, the hour and the address, and Cordelia answers in writing the same day. If the list you want is short and everyone on it is busy, say so in the message and she will offer the nearest thing from the register rather than leaving you with nothing.

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Write the district, the hour and the number of hours. What comes back has a name in it, a time in it and a figure in it, and nothing moves after that.

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