Auburn and red: the shortest list on the register
Three names, which makes this the shortest list on the site. Nobody is added to it to make the number look better, and nobody with brown hair is quietly relabelled as auburn to fill it out. Three women here have genuinely auburn hair and these are the three.
Two of them live in Belgravia and one crosses to the square mile most weeks, so the geography of this list is as narrow as its length. If your evening is in SW1X, it is a very good list. If it is in the east, it is a short one.
Lea, in Belgravia
Lea is 161 cm and petite, her auburn hair long, wavy and worn loose, her eyes hazel and warming up several seconds before she smiles. She is early twenties, lives inside the postcode, and can usually add an hour to an evening on the night itself because her own front door is ten minutes away. She reads a room quickly, which is why quiet money never bothers her.
Patricia, also in Belgravia
Patricia is auburn brown, 172 cm and slim, late twenties, with good manners and an evening that refuses to be hurried. She takes long bookings by preference and is at her best in a room with a corner fire in it and nothing at all happening quickly. She lives in the district as well, so both names on this list can be at a Belgravia door inside twenty minutes.
Luna, in the square mile
Luna is the red end of this list, long dark auburn red, 171 cm and curvy, early twenties, and she likes height. Her evenings start above the street with the towers switching their lights on, and she is openly pleased when it rains. She lives in Mayfair and reaches Bank in about fifteen minutes on the Central line.
Where a short list still works
Belgravia and Bank and Monument are the two districts these three know best, and both have their own pages with hotels and walking times printed. All three travel anywhere the desk publishes, the journey already counted in the figure, so a short list is not a small map.
What auburn means here, and what it does not
One wavy auburn, one auburn brown and one dark auburn red. Three real variations rather than three photographs of the same thing under different lamps, and each one is printed on her own page alongside her eyes, her height and her build so that nothing has to be taken on trust.
Red as most sites use the word is not on this register at all, and the desk would rather say that than stretch the definition to fill a list. If a true red is what you came for, the honest answer is that Luna is the closest this site gets, and she is closer than you might expect.
If all three are busy
With a list this short that happens. Say in your message that auburn is what you want and Cordelia will tell you which of the three is free, or offer the nearest thing from the lighter end of brunettes, several of whom have warm sun-kissed hair that sits close to it.
Lea and Patricia also appear on early twenties and late twenties respectively, Luna on curvaceous, and the whole register is there if you would rather start again from the beginning.
Other lists
One line is enough
Write the district, the hour and the number of hours. What comes back has a name in it, a time in it and a figure in it, and nothing moves after that.


